When Chelsea has a little backpain, Alan, as a chiropractor offers to help her and soon suggests a boob reduction.  When Charlie gets word that Alan was the one who brought it up, he kicks him out of the house for a few days as he and Chelsea deal with this issue.  Charlie tries to as caring as any man about to lose his favorite toys could be.  He goes with her to the plastic surgeon’s office and even tries motorboating her new cup size in silicon form.  It’s just not gonna work for the guy.

After praying to God, which was amazing to see a “spiritual” side of Charlie, and even breaking down into tears, Chelsea jumps at a patient’s cancellation and is in the office the next day.  Charlie makes some off comment about how the lack of boobs will call attention to her big butt and the whole thing is off!

Alan, kicked out of the house, with only a few hundred dollars from Charlie (tee hee), goes to his mother’s to crash.  She ends up buying him a new wardrobe and trying to make him a kept man until all the affection sends him running.  Such a perfect Evelyn plan and execution.

Jake, meanwhile, stayed at Charlie’s the whole time and probably wouldn’t have noticed if it weren’t for Berta bringing him in on her bet with Charlie about it.

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With Chelsea out of town, Jake drives Charlie and Alan to go to the movies where the boys completely embarass Jake.  Charlie was busy pouring rum into his coke while yelling at the projectionist to focus (Charlie refuses to wear glasses), while Alan busted out some tupperware full of deviled ass-smelling eggs.  Embarassed Jake refused to sit with them, but things really got bad when the two couldn’t stop bickering at an ice cream shot within an ear shot of three cute girls from Jake’s school.

Jake decided he couldn’t handle things anymore and refused to stay at his father’s.  The boys tried to work out their issue using an old workbook Alan had from his marriage to Judith with hilarious, but non-working results.  After being newly “healed,” the guys went to go try and convince Jake they were better and he could come back, only to fight in front of him.  However, when Judith realized she was going to lose her weekends, her only days of relaxation, she kicked Jake out and sent him with his father.

The name, “For the Sake of the Child,” comes from Alan and Charlie agreeing to change for his sake.

After Alan has been slowly sneaking Melissa into Charlie’s house, Charlie is finally upset enough to confront Alan about it.  However, Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Melissa move in to make Alan happy.  Charlie reluctantly does but when Alan and Melissa throw a party, it’s the last straw and he takes off to a hotel room, leaving the other three to run the household.  Alan, meanwhile, ends up pissing off the girls when he declares himself head of household with Charlie gone.  He gets kicked out and heads over to crash with Charlie and a bottle of scotch.

While the girls are busy running the household, Charlie and Alan hatch a plan overnight to back the power.  They send their mother Evelyn over to talk to the girls.  She tells Chelsea and Meslissa she’s so proud of them for being friends and living under the same roof given the fact Melissa has slept with Charlie.  Chelsea gets extremely pissed and Melissa moves out.  Battle won.

With the other girls gone, Jake has the neighbor’s daughter, Celeste, come over for dinner that night and makes the guys make a vegetarian meal for her.  They realize they’re still whipped… but by the third generation.

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We join back up with Charlie and Alan at the coffee shop, just as Charlie’s current fiancee, Chelsea left, and his ex-fiancee, Mia enters.  It turns out Mia is giving up ballet due to her age and wants to take up singing and wnats Charlie’s help.  He originally says no, but Chelsea encourages him to help her to prove he no longer has feelings for her.

Charlie learns from his therapist, Dr. Freeman (the always amazing Jane Lynch), that his constipation stems from him having to choose a woman, so he agrees to help.  Charlie soon learns that Mia is terrible, or as Berta says, her pretty mouth is not made for singing. Despite that, Charlie agrees to take Mia to a studio where she records a few awful tracks.  She is so thankful for Charlie helping her, she’s ready to thank him… back at her place.  He’s able to finally tell her off and runs to the bathroom, where he runs into Eddie Van Halen in a fun cameo.  Charlie, having decided to go with Chelsea, is finally able to go number two.

Alan, meanwhile, asks Charlie to let Melissa move in so he doesn’t have to deal witht he awkwardness of seeing her mother, who he made out with last season.  Charlie says no, but Alan seems to have said yes anyways as she’s off buying milk and seems to spend every night and morning there.

The episode name, “818-jklpuzo,” comes from Charlie’s way of remember phone numbers.

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